For years, Wolfy Bank has been known for one thing: making ridiculously awesome ceramic banks for storing your silver... But you know what? We realized something… we need more fun in our lives. And if there’s one thing better than a bank full of silver, it’s a couch full of friends playing an epic co-op video game.
So, we’re doing it. WE'RE DOING IT!
Wolfy Bank is making a game.
From Clay to Code – Why the Expansion?
You might be wondering, “Wait, what? How does a company that makes ceramic banks suddenly start making video games?” Fair question.
Turns out, sculpting a game world isn’t all that different from sculpting clay. Our founder, Adam James, has always loved sculpting, and making a game is like sculpting—just with more pixels, fewer kiln explosions, and slightly less dust in our coffee. It’s all about shaping something cool, creating an experience, and—most importantly—having fun.
And so, our first game is born…
Introducing: Threads of the Pack
An indie couch co-op side-scroller built for pure fun. Grab some friends, grab some snacks, and get ready to play as:
🌟 Stinehelga – A Viking warrior from the past, ready to blast her way through danger.
🐕 Taviebeaste – A wild black German shepherd from an ancient time, fierce, fast, and loyal.
🤖 AtomProton – A half-man, half-machine cyborg from the future. Cool name, cooler tech.
⚙️ Tripmaster 3000 – A robotic wolf-dog that can turn into a ball and roll through enemies like a futuristic bowling ball of doom.
It’s couch co-op gaming the way it should be—fun, chaotic, and full of wild moments that you’ll talk about for weeks. Yes, weeks. Maybe even years!
Join the Pack – Be Part of the Fun!
We’re not just making a game. We’re building a community for people who love couch co-op games, fun, and maybe just a little bit of Viking warrior energy. We’ll be looking for beta testers, dropping exclusive sneak peeks, and giving away free goodies along the way.
👉 Follow us on Rumble, YouTube, Facebook, or wherever for updates, behind-the-scenes chaos, and early looks at the game. (Seriously, go do it. We’ll wait.)
👉 Tell your friends—games are better with a pack.
And, because we believe in showing, not just telling—here’s a rough walk cycle of Stine in action! (Imagine dramatic music playing here.)
What Do You Think? Let’s Hear It!
We want to hear from YOU! What makes a couch co-op game awesome? What features get you hyped? Do you, too, have an undying love for Viking warriors and robotic wolf-dogs? Drop a comment and let’s talk.
And hey, our old podcast sign-off used to be "question everything." But since we’re here to have fun, let’s tweak that a little…
"Press start. Question nothing."
(Or maybe "Save often. Question reality." We’ll work on it.)
Either way—stay tuned, stay awesome, and welcome to the next chapter of Wolfy Bank.
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